101 Things You Never Needed To Know About Me But I'll Tell You Anyway

1. I have two kids, one husband, and no pets (besides kids and husband).
2. I love the New York Rangers my family more than anything.
3. I love the NY Rangers.
4. We painted a mural on Bud’s bedroom wall of a hockey rink with the NYR logo in the middle.
5. I’m jealous that Bud gets the Ranger mural in his bedroom.
6. I have celiac disease.
7. I don’t like that the sixth thing I thought to list about myself was celiac.
8. I live way too far away from my side of the family.
9. I hate deciding what to make for dinner.
10. Ten is my favorite number.
11. I love the beach.
12. I can body surf.
13. I can jump the waves for hours, long after I’ve lost all feeling from the cold water (What up LBI!).
14. I want a fancy digital camera with a zoom lens.
15. I want an iPod Touch.
16. My 5 year old son will probably own an iPod Touch before I do.
17. I will make him share it with me.
18. I have no idea what am I doing as a parent but so far both of them are still alive so I must be doing something half-way right.
19. My sister died in a car accident when I was a senior in high school.
20. I don’t know what to answer when people ask me if I am an only child.
21. I’m addicted to Swedish Fish.
22. My favorite thing to do is sleep in.
23. I feel guilty about sleeping in.
24. I’m not a morning person.
25. I’m not a night person.
26. I’m writing this list while I should be working.
27. I was once punished for an entire year for not having my room clean (My dad may have been tired of telling me to clean it). (Dad, please don’t read #28, skip right to #29)
28. My room is still not clean.
29. My dad’s macaroni is the best ever. PERIOD.
30. It’s called “gravy”, not “red sauce”.
31. I use a mopina, not a dish towel.
32. I procrastinate like a champ.
33. I love spring and summer.
34. I hate winter.
35. I don’t know why I moved to Central NY. (Lover you husband!)
36. I want to go to Italy like a fat kid wants a cookie.
37. I’d like a cookie.
38. I like to clean hair out of hair brushes, I don’t care who they belong to.
39. I might possibly have OCD.
40. I could read all day, every day.
41. I don’t like giving my children a bath.
42. I do it sometimes anyway.
43. Before I was diagnosed with celiac I would request stuffed artichokes for my birthday dinner.
44. Artichokes are not in season at the end of August.
45. My mother is a saint for dealing with my picky eating habits growing up.
46. My grandmother has a direct line to God. I’m serious.
47. My husband and I don’t make nearly enough money for the lifestyle I wish I was accustomed to.
48. My husband has a terrible job that is sucking the life out of him.
49. I’m proud of my husband for putting up with the bull$h*# at work just to support us.
50. I would make a terrible stay-at-home mom.
51. I love the tree swing my husband made for me, probably more than I should.
52. I’ve gone para-sailing in Seattle.
53. I’ve been to Holland, Luxembourg, Germany, London, Belgium, and France.
54. My favorite meal ever was eating a baguette and dried sausage in our hotel room in Paris.
55. I wear contacts.
56. I’m a very competitive person.
57. I try not to let people know I’m a competitive person.
58. I like to watch a heavy rain storm at night. Even better if thunder and lightning is involved.
59. My mom and I used to watch heavy rainstorms from our front door at night.
60. Commercials showing someone’s accomplishments (real or fake) make me cry.
61. I want to be on the DIY network show Yard Crashers.
62. I will never be on the DIY network show Yard Crashers.
63. I’m sure my kids are fairly average but I find everything they do amazing.
64. We have shows on our DVR from March that we still haven’t caught up with yet.
65. I have a scar on my head from falling UP our front steps as a child.
66. I named my hamster “Me” when I was in seventh grade because that was the initials of the boy I liked at the time.
67. I have always wanted my initials to make a word.
68. My initials do not make a word.
69. I like to watch funny movies more than any other genre.
70. I used to be able to touch my toes to my head.
71. I like to pop pimples, doesn’t matter if they are mine or someone else’s. 
72. Not having an epidural when giving birth is stupid.
73. I only write in blue ink.
74. I decided to go to the college I went to because they gave me a car decal with my admission letter.
75. My best friend’s name is Smidge. (I will post about her someday soon)
76. I like post-it notes.
77. I have 6 different types of post-it notes on my desk this very moment.
78. I asked for a trampoline when I was little and my parents got me a small exercise one instead.
79. I have never forgiven my parents for trying to substitute an exercise trampoline for a big one.
80. I can ride a unicycle (thanks FAS!)
81. My son says he’s going to move to Texas to be a cowboy because that’s where “real” cowboys live.
82. I have never been to Texas.
83. I worked at a podiatrist office in high school.
84. My favorite necklace is the one my husband made me out of a quarter he put on the railroad tracks and was flattened by a train.
85. I have shot a bullet through the center of a quarter from 30 yards away.
86. I tell people I don’t like to get dressed up fancy but I really do.
87. There isn’t a plant I can’t kill.
88. I want to be a real estate agent when I grow up.
89. I got into a fist fight with a boy when I was in 4^th grade because he called me a pigeon.
90. I once made a batch a cupcakes and ate the entire batch in one day. I cleaned up all the trays and put everything away before my mom got home so I wouldn’t get in trouble. When she came home and said it smelled like cupcakes I denied everything. I only recently told her the truth.
91. I once ate an entire pound of bacon because I didn’t know what to do with the rest of it once I opened it. I had just gotten the “Bacon Wave” as a present and wanted to try it out.
92. I call my husband and my mom everyday on the way home from work.
93. My favorite singer is Billy Joel.
94. I played outfield and was captain of my college softball team.
95. I played left bench on my college volleyball team.
96. My friend and I buried a time capsule when we were 10 and promised to open it when we were 16. It’s still buried in her backyard.
97. I have an irrational fear of spiders.
98. I burp loudly, a lot.
99. I used to do gymnastics until I got a stress fracture in my back.
100. I can’t spell the word excerise (exercise) without the help of spell check.
101. There are a lot more things I could tell you but then I’d have to change the title.