Don’t you hate when you say the wrong thing? I just sneezed and everyone said “God bless you” and my response was “you’re welcome”. What the hell is that? Yes, you should thank me for giving you the opportunity to bless me. No one commented so I hope I said it quiet enough that no one heard but I can’t help but feel like an idiot. It reminds me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Sheriff of Rottingham: Over that boy hand!
[pauses, looking confused]
Sheriff of Rottingham: Hand over that boy!
Evening Good! I mean Good Evening!