Scene: In the car this morning, Bud
droning on and on talking about Pokemon when he suddenly stops.
Bud: He is a Stage 2 Pokemon but he can evolve. Mom, when my nostrils get all stuffed up…uh, I’ll get back to Pokemon in a minute. I have more to say about that. But, Mom, when my nostrils get a lot of snot build up…did you know that Onix can do 20 damage…uh, mom, did you know that when my nostrils get full of snot it makes me have to cough. Superior can do 20 damage to Onix but Onix can do tail slap...
(At this point I fell asleep and swerved off the road from an overdose of Pokemon related discussions.)
(Oh Pokemon, please release my son from your evil grasp!)