This is where I want to be.
Instead I’ll live vicariously through my parents. Yeah, they are vacationing in Hawaii right now because my mom is a hotshot banker and gets invited there for a “conference.” Jerks!
(And those are my dad's legs. I didn't want to give the impression my mom was one of those "hippie" chicks that doesn't shave her legs.) (Although she does go to a witch doctor soooo...)